Boudreaux Goes To The Movies
Boudreaux went to a movie for the first time a couple of weeks ago. The usher noticed that Boudreaux was sprawled across three seats, taking up space, so he told him that he was only allowed to have one seat. Boudreaux just groaned, but didn’t budge. The usher told him, “Sir, if you don’t move, I’m going to have to get the manager.” Boudreaux groaned again, but didn’t move.
So the usher goes to the back of the theater, returning with the manager, and together, they tried to get Boudreaux to sit up in one seat. Boudreaux just grunted, but still didn’t budge. The manager tells him, “Sir, if you don’t move, I’m going to call the police.” Boudreaux groans, but doesn’t move.
A few minutes later, the police show up, and the officer asks Boudreaux to move. Boudreaux groans, but still doesn’t move.
The officer asks him, “Where you from, anyway, Pardner?” Boudreaux points upward, and moans, “From de balcony !